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The fact that Monkster was that freaked out by options is proof that he knew just enough to convince an audience of newbies that he knew what he was doing.

While the infamous Wade C(r)ook acted like options are a can't lose proposition, and is equally dopey, out of the money calls are a great way to generate revenue on positions you plan on holding, or selling at a higher price point.