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Re: mortalmyth post# 90767

Wednesday, 07/11/2012 12:33:48 PM

Wednesday, July 11, 2012 12:33:48 PM

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Since they will never answer these questions due to 5th Amendment (LOL) here is what I think they would say.

Love the use of CRISP - as in "crisp up" - its making me hungry.

1) When is the company planning on conducting its annual shareholder meeting, so as to enable completion and vote on
the Articles of Incorporation By-Laws update?


Answer: Sorry, members of the Dominion of Melchizedek are never seen in public in the flesh, lest we risk arrest.

2) Missing documentation and independent financial data audit:
a) What is the latest status in obtaining the various missing supporting documentation understood to be in Mr.
Pillays possession(e.g., book value of equipment, equity investments and the unrealized loss for prior years) as was
identified on pages 5 & 24 of the 2011 Annual Report?


Hmmm, um. Mr. Pillay has vanished into thin air and so have the documents. Alien abduction is a possibility.

b) And, along these lines, who has been tasked to run this to important issue to closure?

I think we told Mario Pinos nephew Kensley to look into it.

c) Also important and related to this, when does the company expect to have an independent financial audit completed?

Audits costs serious money. We dont waste money on things like that. Cash is better when its in our pockets.

3) Has the company made any attempts, or is it and/or the Transfer Agent currently engaged in trying to help resolve
the stock buying halts recently initiated by TDAmeritrade, DISNAT, Zecco and possibly others?


They figured out we were running a scam, so no dice on that, chief.

4) When should investors expect to see the latest Mibella products and packaging info on the company website (the website
currently states "Mibella packaging options available shortly.)"?


We will get back to you SHORTLY on that.

5) Does the company intend to advertise their products in any magazines, journals, trade shows and/or conventions? If so,
when should investors expect to see such advertising campaign initiated?


No, see answer to question 2b.


6) As Women show to be VERY brand loyal to these types of personal products, can the company comment on its plans
and what specific marketing measures will be pursued to try and convince women to change from their current name
brands? (adanac)


We intend to use subliminal internet advertising to con women into buying product that doesnt exist.

7) Does Xinpro Manufacturing of China only produce film for their work share in product production, or are they also
responsible to produce the end product(s) and/or its packaging?


What makes you think Xinpro Manufacturing of China exists? Its more a plot device than a real company. Everyone who has searched for Xinpro has failed to find it. That should have been your 1st clue.

8) What is the basic quality control process being implemented by Xinpro Manufacturing, Paychest employees, and/or
any independent 3rd party assessor, that checks to ensure that products as produced and shipped are safe for consumer
use? (banana)


Oh yes, our good friend Banana who was given a tour of our invisible plant via virtual reality simulator, well, when you are producing no actual product - we can guarantee 100% that it will not be dangerous to anyone.

9) Where exactly is XINPRO Manufacturing of China located, as shareholders have been unable to verify the existence
of this business in the Shanghai area (as was previously identified in a company PR)? (Dom)


Its located in a server sitting on desk. I used an auto CAD program to make a nice picture of what it would look like if it were real.

10) How does a potential retailer or distributor go about contacting the PYCT Worldwide Sales Force? (Dom)

Mental telepathy via crystal ball under the guidance of a Psychic Medium.

11) Now that the company has registered the Mibella product name with the FDA, will it also be registering the
product? If so, when is this expected to be completed? (Trum)


Soon.

12) For the David Shaw contract, how many end product items (e.g., number of pads and/or liners will be packaged and
shipped in each single container)?


As many as it takes to fill the container.

13) For any regions or countries not within the Marketing Rights agreements, would the company consider selling
Mibella products via the company website and/or from Amazon, Ebay or other similar E-Store? (Dom)


No, that would be way too easy. Also, those sites frown upon sales of invisible products. Paychest.com was already banned from Ebay like back in 2006 or something. They dont like us much for some reason.

14) Patent and Technology License:
a) Does the company intend to submit an application for an item, process, and/or product patent for the Mibella
product(s) now in production since last November?
b) Related to this, how long is the company planning to continue licensing the Flushaway name and technology?
c) Lastly, why is the note for the "Flushaway" technology agreement renewal, planned for next month (July), being
tied to common share conversions instead of just a higher royalty fee, so that shareholders don't realize more
massive share dilutions?


No, forever and --- shareholders are our most valuable resource - they enable our toxic financiers to get their money back after they give us money. If they arent buying shares, they are rather Uncool. And lately the shareholders have been VERY UNCOOL. They stopped buying .0001 shares. This makes us all very sad.


15) At what point would the company foresee the start of the research and development for follow-on products such
as diapers and wipes?


Sometime in the early 22nd Century.

16) From Page 7 of the 2011 Annual Report, it states "The company has no full time employees." When does the company
plan to add some full time staff into the mix and what capacility will they serve (e.g., management, marketing,
sales and accounting, etc.)?


We all scam part time. Full time employees would cost too much money. In fact we dont have any real employees other than not ONE but TWO crack IR agents.

17) If a Webcast is conducted will it be posted on the Company website? (crazyjerry)

No, it will appear at a random time in a random place. Your guess is as good as ours.

18) Referring to page 7 of the 2011 Annual Report is states "Product samples have been manufactured and distributed
and with ... ". Who were the recipents of the products (e.g., retailers, potential investors, existing registered
shareholders)? Would the company now be willing the to ship a product sample if requested by an individual (similar
to what Gillette did for their Mach 3 Razor promotion)?


We sent out some old product to a few stuckholders a couple of years ago just for kicks to generate excitement and increase share dumping volume to our toxic financiers could cash in their chips.

19) Does the Transfer Agent require more funds (cash and/or stock) before they will process and retire the 100,000,000
shares bought in the open market by the company in February 2012? If this is not the cause of delay, what
specifically is the hold up and when is the stock retirement process expected to be completed?


We feel our limited cash is better used being stuffed into our pockets.

20) Was the Hong Kong location for Rich Capital International Enterprise Ltd., as identified on Page 21 of the
2011 Annual Report, made in error, as investors have been unable to verify the existence of such a business at
that location? Also, do you know a John Banks from any of Paychest's business dealings to date?


John Banks is our favorite guy - we are helping him get some bucks out of his failed product. He wasnt so crazy about our scam at first, but once we left a horse head in his bed, he was cool with it.

21) Can the company comment on if it has knowledge or any documented proof of an alleged, currently existing, naked
short situation in the stock?


Oh sure, we naked shorted our own scam up the wazzoo. We know its all hot air - guaranteed success! LOL!

Its me. Any questions?

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