Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Earthquakes, Disasters

[Burpzilla]

Lessons like, when the mayor orders an evacuation ahead of a hurricane that will flood the city, you get OUT.

Sure, many people were too poor or disabled to remove themselves, but obviously a large number of the current refugees just didn't bother. Every schoolkid there knows you're supposed to vamoose when a 'cane comes a'calling.