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Sunday, 12/18/2011 3:32:42 PM

Sunday, December 18, 2011 3:32:42 PM

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Ninety-year-old man: "Yes! After all these years, I've finally kicked
the habit. I'm a free man. From now on, no more sex. I'm going to be
celibate for the rest of my life!"

Friend: "Wow! What happened? Are you concerned about
your declining health?"

Ninety-year-old: "No, I'm concerned about my declining wealth.

That darn Viagra was so expensive, I couldn't afford cigarettes."

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