Having been bored witless by the world's most boring preacher, Tom came out of church before the preacher had finished his sermon.
Outside he met his friend Lester, who asked, "Has he finished, then?"
Tom replied, "Well, yeah, he's finished, but the old coot won't stop!"
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle