The Confessional

[teapeebubbles]

Useful Work Phrases

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. I'm not being rude You're just insignificant.

3. Ahhh, I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.

4. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

6. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

7. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.