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Wednesday, 11/30/2011 5:14:19 PM

Wednesday, November 30, 2011 5:14:19 PM

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A Minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. For the life of him, he couldn't think of the names of those who were to be married. So he simply asked: "Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?"

Immediately, nine single ladies, four widows, tree widowers, two single men and a lady in a formal wedding gown stepped to the front.

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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle

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