The Wit and Wisdom of George W Bush
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
....George W. Bush, Jr.
"Republicans understand the importance of
bondage between a mother and child."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astro-
nauts."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is
somewhat the same distance from the Sun,
which is very important. We have seen
pictures where there are canals, we believe,
and water. If there is water, that means there
is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can
breathe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in
our nation's history. I mean in this century's
history. But we all lived in this century. I
didn't live in this century."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/15/95
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward
more freedom and democracy - but that could
change."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98
"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be
prepared'."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 12/6/93
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have
made good judgments in the future."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"The future will be better tomorrow."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"We're going to have the best educated American
people in the world."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97
"People that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous
impact on history."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've
made."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam
Donaldson, 8/17/93
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are
a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to
Europe. We are a part of Europe."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"Public speaking is very easy."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in
10/9
"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican"
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people
going to the polls."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr
"When I have been asked who caused the riots and
the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple:
Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame.
Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to
blame.
....George W. Bush, Jr.
"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in
terms of not having it."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may
or may not occur."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession
that teach our children."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95
"The American people would not want to know of
any misquotes that George Bush may or may not
make."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care
to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may
not have made."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are
doing it."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar
system."
....Governor George W. Bush, Jr.
May the Lord have mercy on us all.
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