Well I guess Hasher is sick. Hope it is not serious.
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"In accordance with the Compassionate Use Act (CUA), which was passed in 1996, it is legal to use marijuana for medical purposes in the state of California. Since marijuana is classified as a Schedule I drug by the federal government, it cannot legally prescribed by a physician nor dispensed by a pharmacy. However, physicians can recommend the use of medical marijuana for their patients and those that have received such a recommendation can legally use marijuana in accordance with certain laws. This guide on how to get a medical marijuana prescription in California will introduce you to the steps you will need to take to legally use marijuana in California.
Since marijuana is still classified by the federal government as a Schedule I drug, it is against federal law for a physician to prescribe it to his or her patients. Doctors can, however, provide their patients with a written document that recommends marijuana use for their medical conditions, with which said patients can legally obtain and use marijuana in accordance with local and state laws.
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