Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

j4 walked into a bar in Kentucky and orders a mudslide. The
bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are
ya?" "No," replies j4, "I'm from Pennsylvania." The bartender looks
at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"

"I'm a taxidermist," said j4. The bartender, looking very
bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"

j4 says, "I mount animals." The bartender stands back and hollers
to the whole bar ... "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"