Rants and Raves

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An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Chris! Why you a sucha fat a boy?"
Chris says, "Poppa, it'sa Mama's spaghetti! I can'ta stop a eating it."
Poppa says, "You shoulda take a smaller bites!"
Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you a sucha fat a boy?"
Michael says, "Poppa, it'sa Mama's lasagna. I can'ta stop a eating it, it'sa so good."
Poppa says, "You shoulda also take a smaller bites."
Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo! How you a stay so slim and a trim?"
Fredo says, "It'sa so easy, Poppa. I eat lots and lotsa p*ussy."
Poppa says, "P*ussy? P*ussy, taste a like sh!t!"
Fredo says, "Poppa, You shoulda take a smaller bites!"