Rants and Raves

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A Dietitian was addressing a large audience in Chicago.

"The stuff we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed
most of us sitting here, years ago.

Red meat is hard to digest and soft drinks erode the stomach lining.

Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Even vegetables can be
disastrously covered with pesticides, and none of us realizes the
long-term harm caused by chemicals in our drinking water.

But there is one food that is the most dangerous of all.
And, most of us have, or will have eaten it at some time in our lives.

Can anyone here tell me what food causes the most grief
and suffering--even years after eating it?"

A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said,

"Wedding Cake"