Rants and Raves

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The Last 11 Things Any Man Would Ever Say:

I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.

While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

I think hairy butts are really sexy.

Her tits are just too big.

Sometimes I just want to be held.

That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.

Sure I'd love to wear a condom!

We haven't been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.

I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for directions.

No, I don't mind watching Thelma and Louise again.