Rants and Raves

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j4 and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation
center.

Man: "What are you doing here today?"


Woman: "Oh, I`m here to donate some blood. They`re going to
give me $5 for it."


Man: "Hmm, that`s interesting. I`m here to donate sperm,
myself. But they pay me $25."


The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted
some more before going their separate ways.


Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in
the donation center.


Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"


Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."