Rants and Raves

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A mother and daughter were riding in a cab through New
York City when the daughter noticed some scantily clad
women loitering on a street corner.

"Mommy," the little girl asked, "what are all those
ladies doing?"

"They're waiting for their husbands to come home from
work," the mother replied.

"C'mon, lady," the cabbie interjected, "tell her the truth.
They're hookers!"

After a stunned silence, the daughter piped up, "Mommy,
do hookers have children?"

"Of course," the mother replied. "Where do you think
cabbies came from?"