Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

j4 walks into his house one day to find his
wife in bed with another man. j4 calmly
picks up his shotgun and leads the guy, naked, out
to his garage. He put's the man's penis into a vise,
tightens it down, and removes the handle. As if the
guy wasn't in enough pain now, j4 retrieves
a hack saw with a dull blade. The fellow says,
"You're NOT going to cut it off now!?"

j4 hands the hacksaw to the guy and says,

"No, you are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."