Rants and Raves

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A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved
up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After picking out the perfect bike the dealer
warns him that if he leaves his Harley in the rain the chrome has a tendency to rust. He tells the
young man an old biker's trick is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and smear it on the chrome if
the bike must be left out in the rain.

A few months later the young man meets a woman and falls in love. She asks him to come
home and meet her parents over dinner. He readily agrees and the date is set. At the appointed
time he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her parents house. Before they go in she tells
him that they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must do the dishes.

After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence waiting for the first person to break and get stuck
doing the dishes. After a long fifteen minutes the young man decides to speed things up so he
reaches over and kisses the
woman in front of her family.

And no one says a word...! Next he decides to take a more direct approach so he throws her on
the table and has sex with her in front of everyone. And still no one says a word...!!! Now he is
getting desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws her on the table. They have even wilder
sex. But no one says a word...!!!!

By now he is getting very worried and is wondering what to do next when he hears thunder in the
distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and
pulls out the Vaseline. And the father says, "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes