Derf's Grotto

[fung_derf]

Matt.....LOLOL!!!! You've pegged me exactly!!!!..............well, not quite. Maybe you should ask Anna who knows me personally (then again, maybe not!)
I can't wait for you to explain to me what formed that picture in your mind?!! I guess I need to work on my image that I transpose....OK, let's see what I can tell you....Ya' gotta' understand, because of the psychos at RB, I like to stay in cognito, but I'll tell ya' what I can....

No beard or mustache
Loved to wear 70's clothes in the 70's (I think I still have my creme suit, chiana shirt, and puku shells, but haven't worn them in quite some time.
6' tall
Sex machine (ahhhhh, once upon a time!{at least that's how I remember it})
Wears the shirts with the chest hair hanging out, with gold chains.....Again: see 1978, certainly been there, done that.
Goldmember?.....(you wanted to say Minime, didn't you?)

MINI-ME??

or ME??


or ME??


or perhaps?????


Derf