Rants and Raves

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Are you Horny Baby? This survey will show how aroused you are.

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1. Do you have any porn on your computer at this moment?
2. Do names like Jenna Jameson and Dick Rambone mean anything to you?
3. Have you ever "read" a Victoria's secret catalog?
4. Do you have any subscriptions to adult magazines ;) ?
5. Do you think of obscene things when people say things like "are you cumming?"
6. Have you ever gotten into an argument with a roommate about who gets the room?
7. Have you reached "Third Base"?
8. Do you own / look at black "fuck me" pants?
9. Have you ever rented a porno?
10. Have you ever watched a show on TV just to see the fine asses in it?
11. Do you drive more than 30 miles so you can get laid?
12. Have you ever looked up free porn on the internet?
13. Have you ever looked in the mirror and noticed a hickey that you didn't know about?
14. - If so, have you taken our drunk survey?
15. Have you ever compared sex stories with your best friend?
16. Are you wild like a tiger? OR sweet like a kitty?
17. Do you believe in kisses on the first date?
18. - Screw kisses... I want the whole thing!!!!
19. Have you ever made out in your car?
20. Has there been any type of sexual desire for your teachers / co-workers?
21. Have you ever gotten into a sexual relationship with your teachers / co-workers?
22. Do you belong to group just so you can "get some"?
23. Have you ever been to college just to scope out the "scenery"?
24. G-strings -- love 'em!
25. Have you ever been to a strip club?
26. - Are you angry when you realize you don't have the money for a lap dance?
27. Have you ever been turned on by a cartoon?
28. Is Bugs Bunny hot when he dresses like a girl bunny?
29. Do you openly talk about your masturbation habits?
30. Have you ever looked up "sexual" words in the dictionary?
31. Do you have an intamite relationship with someone on the internet?
32. Have you ever possed as someone of the opposite sex when talking on the internet?
33. Have you ever lied about your age to seem "more attractive"?
34. Do you hate tan lines?
35. Have you ever watched music videos because the artist was hot?
36. Have you ever bought a cd because the artist was hot?
37. Hairy OR No - Hair?
38. Do you suck in your gut when you think people are looking at you?
39. Have your parnets ever walked in on you "doing the nasty"?
40. Are you horny just taking this survey?
41. Are you comfortable with words like "cock" and "pussy"?
42. Do you talk nasty to people?
43. Did you take this survey to find out really how horny you were?
44. Did you enter / watch a wet t-shirt contest on spring break?
45. Do you think of sex when someone asks if you want "sex on the beach"?
46. Have you ever been whipped while having sex?
47. Is it hard for you to eat strawberries without being aroused?
48. - Is whipped cream a must for strawberries?
49. Is food allowed in bed?
50. Have you ever left a party to go "play" with yourself?