Rants and Raves

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A couple are celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. They're talking about old times and
whether they've any regrets.

"Well," says the man, "There is one thing I wish we
could have done together."

"What's that?" asked the wife.

"Well, I've always wanted to have sex doggy fashion."

"Do you really want to do that?"

"Yes," says the husband "Do you think we could?"

"Well," says the wife, "I suppose we could, but on two
conditions."

"Yes my dear, of course, what are they?"

"Well, the first is that we do it in the dark, and the
second is that we do it on a street where we don't know
anyone!!"