Things were so one-sided that Michael Cuddyer(notes) moved from right field to the mound to pitch the eighth for the Twins. Cuddyer gave up a double to Napoli, a bloop single to Mitch Moreland(notes), and walked Kinsler with one out to load the bases.
But Cuddyer retired Elvis Andrus(notes) on a fly ball and David Murphy(notes) on a pop-up for a scoreless inning.
Things are bad for the M's, but I do hope we never need ask Ichiro to pitch an inning!
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