Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[jbennett53]

ergo, Did you hear the latest peace plan? Sharon and Arafat are going to use an Israeli man and a Palestinian woman in a XXX porno movie. I hear the Palestinians are really excited. It's not very often they get to see Israelis withdraw from Palestinian territory.

EDIT Swiped and embellished from Jay Leno tonight.