You saying his bark is lap-dog'esque and his bite is even more pathetic?
I'm hoping JD stole SS's partner in college. LOL Then discarded him/her after about a week but the damage was done. Maybe he'd actually have some fight in him.
*** didn't know if either were straight or homosexuals or bi or? and I didn't want to make that 'call'. So I went with the Him/Her selection.