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[Eli's Gone]

You obviously watch too many cartoons as it has affected your speech...

SCENE: Jellystone National Park.

A hunter tiptoes through the park with his gun, looking for rabbits. What he finds instead is the park ranger, who takes his gun and throws it in the river.

RANGER SMITH: I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow hunting in Jellystone National Park.

ELMER FUDD: Why, you wascawwy wanger! You've wuined my twusty wifle! Pwepare to be eviscewated!