Is it possible that "their chief lie writer" had only "one allowed post for the day!" and their "lame excuse for the non-execution of that corporate action" was so irrelevant to the issue that it was judged off topic and deleted? Maybe it came and went so fast we just don't remember it? I don't remember it.
My pool entry stands: No excuse at all is forthcoming. The party's over. Even if "All required documents has been filed with FINRA."