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The Joys Of Having Kids

Trying to dress an active little one is like
trying to thread a sewing machine while it's
running.

There are only two things a child will share
willingly communicable diseases and their
mother's age.

Cleaning your house while your kids are at
home is like trying to shovel the driveway
during a snowstorm.

Kids really brighten a household; they never
turn off any lights.

An alarm clock is a device for waking people
up who don't have small kids.

Shouting to make your kids obey is like using
the horn to steer your car, and you get about
the same results!

Any child can tell you that the sole purpose
of a middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.