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Re: mick post# 7492

Thursday, 05/12/2005 5:44:49 PM

Thursday, May 12, 2005 5:44:49 PM

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A Scotsman was dying. On his deathbed, he looked
up and said:

"Is my wife here?"

His wife replies: "Yes, dear, I'm here, next to
you.."

The Scot goes: "Are my children here?"

"Yes, daddy, we are all here?" say the children

The Scot: "Are my other relatives also here?"

And they say: "Yes, we are all here..."

The Scot looks up and says: "Then why the hell is
the light on in the kitchen?"

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