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Re: mick post# 7456

Thursday, 05/12/2005 4:57:17 PM

Thursday, May 12, 2005 4:57:17 PM

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A lady called the newspaper and told them she
wanted to place an obituary notice for her
husband. When asked what she wanted to say,
she replied, "John Jones died."

The clerk asked, "What else?"

She replied, "Nothing."

The clerk explained that she was entitled to
three more words for the same basic price.

She hesitated a moment and then added, "Toyota
for sale."

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