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Tuesday, 05/10/2005 7:46:25 PM

Tuesday, May 10, 2005 7:46:25 PM

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The President was awakened one night by an urgent
call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely
to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me
have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by
creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters &
piss oil."

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