Top 10 reasons for being German: 1. Oktoberfest. 2. Wonderful sense of humor. 3. Oktoberfest. 4. World's largest manufacturer of beach towels. 5. Oktoberfest. 6. Sausages. 7. Oktoberfest. 8. Oktoberfest. 9. Oktoberfest. 10. Innate pacifism.