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[ArmStock2009]

You'll be surprised how much I've learned from PRs lol.

My Wife: Take out the garbage.

Me Watching TV: Will do honey, made great progress already, its all packed and ready to go, as soon as I have more info will let you know, you should hear an IR update within an hour as soon as I'm out the door.

My Wife: Its been an hour where's your update?

Me: Silence

My Wife: You promised you will take out the garbage, at least tell me when you're gonna take it.

Me: Silence (Watchinig TV)

My Wife: I had enough of you, can't believe I married you, I'm too involved now, too many shares can't leave you yet.

Me: I'm happy to announce that as originally planned, I was heading towards the door, when passing the kitchen saw some dirty dishes and from now on I will be doing dishes for full five years!

My Wife: I can't believe it, I can't believe it that is awesome, I'm gonna be so happy now, but wait, you mean like every day? seriously?

Me: I project 200,000 dishes for first year and 1.5 million dishes by 5 years respectively.

My Wife: This is too good to be true, what about the garbage? still going to take it out right?

Me: Silence.

My Wife: OK its been 5 days now, you're still watching TV, no dishes have been washed and garbage is smelling up the house.

Me: I'm happy to announce that I've hired a team of people to do all our dishes and state of the art garbage disposals which will make us ahead of all the neighbors, technologically.

My Wife: Wohooooooooooo!!!!!

My Wife month later: I've had it, I'm tired, I give up.

Me: I'm happy to announce that positive progress has been made, and the dishwashing team has been hired and ready to work, but can't start the work until the garbage disposing equipment is upgraded and installed, for such upgrades and installment, I will need some Vanilla icecream with peaches, while I'm watching TV. Thanks Honey. Oh and next update should be within couple hours.

My Wife: Well I guess I can wait few more hours, after all I've waited an entire month, ah that stinking garbage, here's your bowl of icecream.

Me: Silence.

Me: Silence.

Me: I would like to announce that I'm done watching TV and going to play some soccer.

My Wife: Whaaaaaaaaaat? what happened to the Garbage? The "I'm at the Door progress", the hired dishwashers, jelous neighbors, technological advancements, self disposing garbage machine?
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT IS GOING ON?

Me: Silence.

Poster A from Ihub: Ahaaa, but thats where you're wrong, see Arm never said the word "self disposing"

Poster B from Ihub: I agree

Poster C from Ihub: This sucks

Love ma dogs ! ;)

Arm.