lol, you have NO idea. Bae Pearlie is a TOTAL trip. Her role model appears to have been Imelda Marcos. She was once President of the DoM. That came about because her lover (also the father of her youngest child) was the son of the founder of the DoM.
His name is Mark Pedley, though nowadays he calls himself Tzemach David Netzer Korem. Like Pearlie herself, he's used many aliases over the years. He's about to trundle off to Federal prison for a couple of years:
And do NOT miss this. It's the work of Her Pearlishness, not the person (one of her many cousins) who signed it. I guarantee that it's the funniest "Company Statement" you ever have, or ever will, read: