Tornado Alley (PROG)

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The Pope's position explained:

Everyone in this life will be Resurrected on the Last Day
(ie, at the end of this world). This includes Hitler and
Mother Teresa and the Popes and all Atheists and all
saints and sinners and the Homosexuals and the Mentally
Retarded and the Mentally Ill and the millions of Aborted
Babies, etc.
After the Resurrection, Jesus and the Angels will bring
each of us up to our highest level of perfection and
beauty and happiness. It will be explained to each of
us that the terrible things that happened on Earth were
a result of Satan's profound and insane hatred for the
Human Race. Satan who was put in charge of the Spirit
Universe expected God to also place him in charge of the
Physical Universe. When God placed Adam and Eve in
charge of the Physical Universe, this made Satan furious
and he declared war on all Humans. Satan has been using
wars and cancer and crimes and accidents and diseases
to exterminate Humanity. Satan was able to murder Adam
and Eve, but not before they had many children. In this
next life with Jesus and the Angels, each of us will have
the opportunity to choose our fate. Some of us will choose
a 2nd death which will be an Eternal Death. Some of us
will choose Eternal Life with Jesus and the Angels.