I especially like the part about how you should kill a disobedient child. The Golden calf story was not bad either. Then of course, who could forget the talking donkey. It is so ridiculous, and the God it portrays is so childish, jealous, vengeful, and sadistic, that I really can't understand how any of the 3 main religions could have evolved from it. Oh wait...those are the very tenets that define organized religion.