CMKM Diamonds Inc (fka CMKX)

[rodgranite]

I got an unmarked, plain brown packet....

and my wife whisked it away to the back room. All I heard was "SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEET". She came out of the back room and her hair was stuck out sideways. I went dashing in to see the check and all it was was a packet of Trojan Vibrators with 3 exchangeable tips. Oh well, at least she hit the "big one".