8000 Incorporated (EIGH)

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Yesterday, your conspiracy theory was that the SEC was in bed with "the evil naked short sellers." Today, you want the SEC to save you from FINRA, who is in bed with "the evil naked short sellers."

You really need to pick a single conspiracy theory and stick with it. Who are the "evil naked short sellers" using to dupe the noble Monkster and his crew of merry men?