8000 Incorporated (EIGH)

[Dobie Lama]

It is therefore clear and unequivocal that there is a non reported short position in 8000inc which we believe could be detrimental to the company and shareholder value. "

Look Dorothy, we must be in Kansas! You all had better sell by the end of the trading day, cause the day traders will clean out your closet.

Non-reported short position = that's a good one.