Don't look now but your Monk is already long gone... Come back next week? I'm not going anywhere.
P.S. what's a "fully paid-up shareholder"?
P.P.S. have you ever heard of a company requiring their stockholders send in tax documents before distributing a dividend? Any idea what a list of the most gullible people on Earth with money to blow in pennyland would be worth to a stock promoter?