These two ladies were avid anglers who often went fishing together. One of the ladies was much more successful and invariably would catch more fish from her side of the boat. <br /> <br /> One day, in frustration, the other lady asked her for her secret. <br /> <br /> She responded, "Before I get out of bed I look under the covers at my husband's penis. If it is laying over to the left, I fish off the left side of the boat. If it is laying to the right I fish off the right side of the boat." <br /> <br /> Her partner then asked, "What if it is standing straight up?" <br /> <br /> She replied, "I don't go fishing that day!"