Things that Bug Me

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women's bumper stickers
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> SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
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> GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
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> COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
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> DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
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> I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
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> WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
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> OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
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> DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
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> ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
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> I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.
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> HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
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> DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
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> And my personal favorite!.............
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> IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN