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Engineering conversions

      Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter: Eskimo Pi

      2,000 pounds of Chinese soup: Won Ton

      One millionth of a mouthwash: one microscope

      Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:   One bananosecond

      Weight an evangelist carries with God: one billigram

      Time it takes to sail 220 yards at one nautical mile per hour:   knot-furlong

      365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling:   one lite year

      16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone: one Rod Serling

      Half of a large intestine: one semicolon

      1,000 aches: one kilohurtz

      Basic unit of laryngitis: 1 hoarsepower


      Shortest distance between two jokes: a straight line (Think about   it for a moment.)


      453.6 graham crackers: one pound cake

      One million microphones: one megaphone

      One million bicycles: one megacycle

      2,000 mockingbirds: two kilomockingbirds

      10 cards: one decacards

      One kilogram of falling figs: one Fig Newton

      1,000 cubic centimeters of wet socks: one literhosen

      One millionth of a fish: one microfiche

      One trillion pins: one terrapin

      10 rations: one decoration

      100 rations: one C-ration

      Two monograms: one diagram

      Eight nickels: two paradigms


      Three statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University   Hospital: one I. V. League


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