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[Serfcorp]

Welcome to the upcoming Yakinar in Palm Springs California;
where for the one time fee of $29,995.00,the yakjet will fly you in and set you up at Rancho Mirage where ole blue eyes used to reside.
The day will commence as follows;

you can watch yak play with his droid,
Zephyr will help you set up the zapscan,
BlueH will let you inside instead of being outside,
langy will draw your trendlines for an extra 4995.00,
Lee will show you how to bank 5000000000000000000% on way out of the money puts/calls

if you survive this,fear not as we have an advanced yakinar planned as well.

Please reserve early,as yak needs to be in Monaco for the remainder of summer,lol..................

Please wire your payment to cayman island acct: 666
no receipts shall be issued,lol......