Hmmmmm ... in reading your post, Makesum, an idea popped into my brain. What with the shortage of funds to keep State and Federal and County prisons (jails) running effectively ... perhaps the prison officials should hire Bermy to work with the FED overseers to start having these prisons go PUBLIC -- issuing shares of Pinksheet stocks -- and sell them on the open market like our gubment sold bonds during WWII to help protect the financial welfare of our nation?
Why ... Bermy could pass into eternity as an American HERO every bit as honored as Paul Revere is!