AMERICAN IDOL

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Siobahn has impressed a comic book writer and illustrator so much that he has created a new female superhero.

Introducing Shreik: she patrols the borders of the southern USA, ever vigilant in her search for undocumented people bent on illegally entering our great nation.

When she spots an interloper, Shreik emits a high-pitched tone that can shake the scales off an armadillo. Humans quickly collapse into unconsciousness, making it easy for border personnel to collect and arrest these baddies.

The State of Texas is considering offering Siobahn a position as backup for their emergency air raid sirens.