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Re: Seminole Red post# 22589

Sunday, 04/18/2010 8:20:34 AM

Sunday, April 18, 2010 8:20:34 AM

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For our FLORIDA friends:



Getting old in Florida



Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch in Bonita Springs , doing nothing.

One lady turns and asks, 'Do you still get horny?'

The other replies, 'Oh sure I do.'

The first old lady asks, 'What do you do about it?'

The second old lady replies, 'I suck a lifesaver.'

After a few moments, the first old lady asks, 'Who drives you to the beach?'

“In the course of my life, I have often had to eat my words, and I must confess that I have always found it a wholesome diet.”


Winston Churchill

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