CHURAK'S PALACE

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You know what you take for pain the works great and actually REDUCES your propensity to have a heart attack and is far less toxic to the liver than acetominophen or ibuprofen?

aspirin. unless you have a bleeding ulcer or are a hemophiliac.

Te biggest problem for aspirin is that no one owns any intellectual property on it so it can't be sold for $10 a pill.
Kids aren't supposed to take it either, but I have always been suspicious of Rye's sundrome. EVERYONE took aspirin when I was a kid and I never heard of it.