The seven deadly sins have ruined millions... let's examine them, shall we!
Gula (gluttony) - Chowing down on bacon wrapped shrimp on race day.
Fornicatio (fornication, lust) I will leave this one alone.
Avaritia (avarice/greed) - Wanting to be one of the million millionaires.
Tristitia (sorrow/despair) - the sadness at loss of investment.
Ira (wrath) - The anger one feels at Urban
Acedia (acedia) - Not learning from your mistakes.
Vanagloria (vainglory) - Bragging it up to family and friends about their clever retirement strategy which consisted of believing every lie Urban told you.
Superbia (Pride) - The pride one felt when wearing their Got CMKX! t-shirt.