Rants and Raves

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"Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, and running around, enjoy the fine arts, appreciate gourmet cooking and classical music, and even how to invest in the stock market," said the man.

"Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically," remarked his friend.

"I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me."