Harry and Rachel are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary at the Fontainbleau and it's a hell of a party: champagne, caviar, toasts by all of their best friends who've assembled for the occasion. Finally, tired and happy, the couple retires to their luxurious suite.
"Rachel," says Harry, "you know, this would be the perfect evening if only..."
"Oh, Harry," sighs Rachel, "I thought you got over that years ago. You know I don't like it."
"But, Rachel, it's such a special night. Just this once..."
"Harry, you know how I feel about this sort of thing."
"I know, I know," pleads Harry, "but you know how much it'll mean to me."
So Rachel finally goes down on him. Just as she's finishing up, the phone rings.
Harry gets up on one elbow and says, "Answer the phone, cocksucker."
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle
