Rants and Raves

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Maury and Pauly were sitting in the rockers on the front deck of the retirement home. Pauly says, "You know, even though I'm old and full of aches and pains, I don't feel too bad. How about you."

Maury says, "Me, I feel like a newborn baby!!!"

Pauly: "A newborn baby, how's that?"

Maury: "No hair, no teeth, and I just wet my pants."